Score: 8

"christ,,,"

submission: Nobodies Shorts #6

date: November 19, 2007

goddamn... good flash but when i listened to the easter egg at the end my sound was too high and i didn't know !!... so my mother tought i was looking at GAY PORN !! THX TN !!... go to hell... make another episode plz... (not a short, a long one)

Score: 10

"OMFG"

submission: TRACER episode 1

date: July 26, 2007

one word to say: OMFG !! (in fact this is 4 words). It wasn't long to watch... but to do it took you what ? 1 year ???? i don't even know of what i'm talking right now... good one, really ! in my favorties right now !!

Score: 9

"Great !"

submission: Axis and Allies (4/16)

date: April 21, 2007

i liked it ! and I noticed the part with that avenged sevenfold song ! it was great ! good work !

Score: 4

"simple."

submission: Reflex

date: March 31, 2007

that's simple. the only thing i liked was asche zu asche ! this is a good choice for a game, but could be chose for a more moving game ! that one was paused alot by alot of ramdom message trought the lvl ! and i did't get the passage to lvl 4... "i wonder why this button doesn't work... try to find another !!" is this a trap ? or there is really another button ? anyway, i had a good 1 or 2 second of fun, during the preloader ! try to make your games funny !

Score: 2

"why ?"

submission: Du Hast Luftballons

date: March 31, 2007

this is the second flash of rammstein i'm watching tonight ! and... i don't even know why this is on NG !! I'll give my reasons:
1 - the animation was poor = the same thing for the hand on the guitar and on the drum, the same moves for the mouth and sometimes it wasn't fitting !
2 - that RMX of rammstein is the worst i've ever heard. terrible, i don't know the song that was playing on the solo's but that's not the kind of rammstein to accept a crap like that ! that's my opinion about the song... Du hast (original version) is one of the best song ! try to understand what the lyrics really mean and you'll realize that nothing was related to it them.
3 - WHY A DUCK ?!?!!?!?

my tricks would be:
1 - work harder on the animation, i know this is long, and VERY long for the lips sync but this is a must.
2 - choose your song well for a good video. Exemple, look at "i miss you", an excellent flash on NG ! i hate the song and i find it represents nothing compered to the songs of Rammstein but the video with the animation are incredible !
3 - if you want to make random things, try to make them funny ! turn Till (the best singer in the world) into a duck is... stupid !

I hope you found my review useful. Farewell.

Score: 3

"An insult"

submission: Burn the Nazis

date: March 31, 2007

i'm sorry but i'm completly discouraged about that game. I don't even know if you were talking of Rammstein like nazi's or not ? why do people relate germans to nazis ? i think this is an insult to the GREATEST BAND EVER ! no more flashes like this ! this is even a bit racist ! if you really want to talk about rammstein in a flash, do it by a good way. how much time it takes you to do this game ? 40 minutes to 1 hour ? you could do better, you know actionscript, this is good but these kind of games should be blamed ! and forgotten !... RAMMSTEIN FOR EVER !

Score: 8

"nice !"

submission: Burnt Toast Man

date: January 17, 2007

hey you're the guys from the tomorrow's nobodies ! that's a good job and that's true, that makes me feel happy !

Score: 9

"Best video game parody !"

submission: Queers of War

date: January 14, 2007

oh that was great... and better when we've played the game ! this is genius ! a bit gay bit... that's why this is call queers of war ! i like the title, original ! the drawings were not always beautiful but well animated, this is great ! continue work like this !

Score: 4

"could be good..."

submission: Bush OWNAGE! Final

date: January 11, 2007

it could be good, but let me say you one thing: the sound is the most important element in a flash game or movie... you have some, but the bullet sound come after we shoot ! this is giving a strange effect and we can't shoot another bullet if we think the one we shot before didn't blowed ! but well, the main idea is good, shooting bush is always funny ! continue like that, you're good

Score: 5

"not bad"

submission: Thumbwar

date: January 10, 2007

I work on a big project that take me a alot of time to anitmate... i look at your flash and i realize that simple things are good... but TOO simple are bad !! i put a 3 because i liked the joke !